**CONTACT FORM CLOSED INDEFINITELY**
Note: Hey, Eric with “Talk With Web Visitor”, go fuck yourself. Your incessant spamming of my contact form is the reason I’ve now permanently deleted it from my site. You’re the reason we can’t have nice things. I hope you fall into a pit of marshmallows and suffocate to death on them, you fucking asshole. Burn in hell and have a nice day.